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Beer Demotivational Poster


FINALLY FRIDAY -


TAGS: budwiesser beer friday
Rating: 2.97/5

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666 - April 6, 2009, 6:22 am, #70962
WTF ?!?! Budweiser ? Bloody p**** septic tank beer


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.41/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm, #244067
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am, #234720
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm, #229543
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am, #229471
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.




GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by giulio

ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am, #69238
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men ***y beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm, #261676
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm, #211479
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm, #211467
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue


TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

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thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm, #227434
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm, #227392
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm, #227391
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.


DRINKING BUDDIES - Even evil likes to go grab some cold ones.


TAGS: darth vader boba fett beer
Rating: 4.06/5

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440wakeup - June 25, 2010, 11:11 pm, #181761
Back in 80's I had an empire strikes back poster that had all the characters on it. I'd trace boba fett every day after school


BACON BEER MUG - Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy




The pot of gold -


TAGS: beer rainbow
Rating: 4.42/5

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maoworks2 - May 1, 2013, 9:39 am, #245449
That's The Best I've Seen This Morning, Cheers 5 Cold L And Happy Hump Day.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:24 am, #245432
Beer - taste the rainbow! (#160133) 5(drunken)Ls


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - 1. Move Beer 2. Break Glass


TAGS: table beer emergency
Rating: 4.72/5

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Nissta - August 27, 2012, 5:39 pm, #238730
NO drink the Beer and break the glass with the empty bottle


ARCHITECTS - The college years


TAGS: drunk beer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sulagar - September 3, 2011, 12:24 pm, #223889
Done!
Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 11:19 am, #223883
You should post to While I was Drunk as well


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.76/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am, #187670
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am, #187647
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind


TAGS: drun k cat beer
Rating: 3.13/5

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LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm, #121953
*had*...*aboot* even...
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm, #121952
Looks like he's ahd a few already...and what abot in the morning? More of the "hair of the dog that bit him?"


ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm, #205000
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am, #204965
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am, #204964
yes, That IS spellchecked


Bukowski's Cat -


TAGS: loner cat people beer bukowski
Rating: 4.4/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:10 pm, #247551
Yup, one of my favorite authors
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm, #247549

I love Bukowski. 5Ls


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am, #192092
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm, #192023
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


INGENUITY -


TAGS: beer bacon
Rating: 4.62/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:40 am, #241530
Who said he stopped? He never said they were *his* hands... Plus, he's a dog. He doesn't have hands.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:48 am, #229516
relax now, you can resume master baiting :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:32 am, #229513
I await, hands clasped, on the table.........
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:30 am, #229511
gary I will send you some pics in PM and you see if you can wrap your mind around a good poster OK ? :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:27 am, #229509
Well now, that is a new low for me… Thought beer in a bacon stein would take… Bite/sip at the same time.. Wonna those ‘seemed good at the time’ things. I think I need to do better self moderating
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:02 am, #229504
gary this picture is really disgusting, and look, it takes a lot to gr*ss me out :)
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:03 am, #229468
Cheese & Ale soup? Yum.


GUINNESS LIKE CHAMPAGNE ONLY IRISH -


TAGS: guinness irish beer champagne
Rating: 4.44/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm, #221632
As I sit in Dublin and tip my hat to the Irish.... like gold flowin' from angel's fingers....


GOLF - You're doing it right!


TAGS: kid rock golf beer
Rating: 2/5

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Sean - August 24, 2009, 12:38 am, #111204
5 bucks says dufus there slices the Bud off into the trees.
MO - May 24, 2009, 1:58 am, #81769
Here's a little something for you service men. pam anderson was supposed to perform for a USO event and "called in sick". She was seen that night out partying with kid and david spade. Real classy. Not to sure I'm a big fan anymore.
Johnny - October 14, 2008, 12:04 am, #27465
Hells ya that's him. Red neck motha f***a... gotta love it.
jj - September 26, 2008, 6:30 pm, #23559
sure is
Erik the Viking - September 26, 2008, 6:26 pm, #23558
Isn't that Kid Rock?


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am, #225115
Thats a ripper.


SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem


TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am, #248111
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am, #202951
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm, #202900
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am, #223587
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am, #219428
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm, #219420
a very old joke


REDNECK DAYCARE -




BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




OUT SICK -




THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.


TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am, #242368
Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am, #242329
Now We're Talking, Cheers.


NEW ROMANTIC HOLIDAY (JUST FOR MEN) -


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm, #156742

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am, #156737
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am, #156733
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.




SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.


TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

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djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am, #214145
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am, #214144
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am, #193292
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm, #193204
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm, #193171
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am, #193134
Love it ...


CHOKING - When someone hugs your neck very tightly.




WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.


TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.75/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am, #210682
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


IN KEG WE TRUST -


TAGS: keg drink beer cult
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - February 29, 2012, 3:54 pm, #230363
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 1:53 pm, #230288
I Think I'm There.


WATER IS BAD -


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm, #251406
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!


CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.


TAGS: canada beer
Rating: 3.89/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 5:02 pm, #167392
I don't watch much TV. movies and hockey is all I watch
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:10 pm, #167388
Random I am saving it until I have time to watch it all at once. No spoilers please.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:09 pm, #167387
Angus should consider Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, The Tragically Hip, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, The Baren**** Ladies, Rick Mercer, Pam Anderson, Dozens of NHL players, and poutine fries.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 4:06 pm, #167386
Which already ended, and was awesome.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:01 pm, #167385
You must be kidding CANADA! Kids in the hall is the most classic Canadian Comedy show of all time! Mark Mckinney from SNL was one of them as well as Dave Foley from Celebrity Poker. They have a new show out this year called "Death comes to town".
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:28 pm, #167382
*heard
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:27 pm, #167381
never even hear of it
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:25 pm, #167380
You've never seen Kids in The Hall?
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:22 pm, #167378
Kids in the hall?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 2:58 pm, #167370
Yep. Then again we also created Kids in The Hall.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 2:56 pm, #167369
Justin Bieber is Canadian? that sucks
Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:32 am, #167317
Grace Park makes up for those failures...%/5 Cubby likes this


NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee


TAGS: norm cheers beer one liners
Rating: 3.78/5

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tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:30 am, #148761
You suck. Please die.
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2009, 7:58 am, #107116
still lol'ing myself


BEER - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: beer god loves us
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 6:28 pm, #146679
Well, any thought that involves Beer is a happy one for me. except for that one night...ugghh, I don't want to think about that night.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:13 pm, #146675
I'd prefer the brunette, but I'd probably settle for any of them tonight.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm, #146666
A very happy thought. A good quote to make when next you're in a pub.


ALCOHOL -




BEER TANK - The best way to say Happy Memorial Day!


TAGS: beer tank memorial day
Rating: 4.62/5

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Jeder - May 31, 2011, 10:15 am, #219416
We have the ship model in our wal-mart, it has been dubbed "The USS Brewski, fightign the war againist Thirst and Sobrietity"


BEER - Taste the rainbow.




SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places




WHEN TRAVELING -




BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!


TAGS: tsingtao beer pong
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by MO

Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:43 am, #113248
Iced tea? Game over. LOL!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:41 am, #113247
d***, Australia to? Google it. They make iced tea, and other juice type drinks. Under their caps they print trivia questions. Hence the game in the forum. Their website has all the facts ect.....It's good stuff BTW...
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am, #113246
I have no idea what a Snapple is, but it sounds refreshing...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am, #113245
Don't do it AK!!! Grab a Snapple instead!! Or do you not have it under there??
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:26 am, #113243
You know what? Those bags are making me REALLY thirsty...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:19 am, #113242
Beer hammers work just as well when you turn them around and lay down "the claw!!"
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:17 am, #113241
So I, ummm....Double bagged it eh?
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 8:54 am, #113239
Dammit, my beer hammer cannot smash bags. d*** you, MO! d*** YOU!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 8:49 am, #113238
pic has been used before MO.....not your fault, You got my 5.
MO - August 30, 2009, 8:47 am, #113237
Not one comment, just a resounding 2. nothing. Definitely thought this would do a whole hell of a lot better.


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225934
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225904
Nice!


21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.


TAGS: taliban beer heroin morals
Rating: 2.73/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm, #235025
YESS !!! hahaa


GOOD NEWS, LADIES - Summer is almost here.




THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO LIFES PROBLEMS -


TAGS: beer bogart
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - October 27, 2011, 6:32 pm, #225392
I just run out and it's only 6:30 bummer


BEER - it makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer


TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.85/5

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Cloudchaser - June 21, 2011, 1:58 am, #220337
Especially if its from a local microbrewery. Can't get any fresher than that!


COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees




TRADGEDY - ... in it's true form


TAGS: tradgedy beer
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTF - February 25, 2009, 1:16 pm, #61847
OH, the HUMANITY!
agdaniele - February 21, 2009, 3:04 pm, #61092
God strikes again!!!
AdAm - September 27, 2008, 3:21 pm, #23758
to where? or to what?
BoB - August 4, 2008, 12:48 pm, #12505
wow, grammar nazis troll the comment board to...
V - July 16, 2008, 12:55 am, #9680
Spelling??? Tragedy -- oh, and you should use "its" (the possessive form), not "it's". Idiot.


DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...


TAGS: drink beer sober children somalia
Rating: 4.67/5

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Budog - August 12, 2011, 10:47 am, #222935
Grandpa never was known to be very sensitive nor politically correct...
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:39 am, #222931
LOL!


A Beer In Hand -


TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm, #258367
hehehe... good one


MEMORIES - No matter the impact you have had on someone's life, they will always remember the stupid stuff you did.


TAGS: memory worst beer
Rating: 4.47/5

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be2bubba - October 22, 2011, 10:15 pm, #225272
Really I thought an over the top comment about bottle structure would be seen as sarcastic. I really must work on that. Perhaps CAPS LOCK...
Sean - October 20, 2011, 10:08 pm, #225227
UlyssesArt: "The Emporer is hung like a hamster."
UlyssesArt - October 20, 2011, 12:38 am, #225208
For a Satire site, you guys sure have a **** sense of humour.
rerun - October 17, 2011, 11:33 pm, #225180

It really doesn't matter if it is beer or wine, the message is the same. Further more, this is a satire site nd this is a decent moti.
UlyssesArt - October 17, 2011, 10:37 pm, #225179
To retort, your accurate description of the bottle is truncated by the poor aspect ratio of the ph**ograph. However, I have seen wine this p1ss yellow, t'was a Margaret's River Yellow blend. That being said, that Is a wine bottle.
be2bubba - October 17, 2011, 8:46 pm, #225178
To retort, it is a beer bottle. If you will notice the ring top followed by a broad neck. The ring is the cap ring. A wine bottle has a straight throat until you reach the stress band. And frankly I have never seen a wine that p1ss yellow before.
UlyssesArt - October 16, 2011, 9:11 pm, #225172
Would be funny if that was a beer bottle and not a wine bottle.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: mmmm guinness mmmm beer mmmm
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 12:26 am, #94506
And this centerfold has no s***les!!! All hail Bunny! Great motifake!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 12:19 am, #94505
Agdaniele hath found his perfect "Missus" ... her gazongas be made o' guinnes. And the rest of 'er tooooo!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:56 pm, #94502
Wow. I blew that one. YES! YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Sean - July 8, 2009, 11:41 pm, #94500
If they're made of guinness, their days/hours/minutes are numbered.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:05 pm, #94496
What? Why would I ever want them off?!?!?
Sean - July 8, 2009, 10:32 pm, #94494
AGDANIELE Give him half an excuse, and he'll drink yer t*** off!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:16 pm, #94487
W'sup? Hey... how ya doin'? Thirsty?


IN THE 1940'S - Folks knew what was important.


TAGS: beer food drugs
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 10:48 am, #226870
I Think They Got It Just Right !


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.




REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!




My face when Oktoberfest beers arrive. -


TAGS: beer oktoberfest
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - August 18, 2014, 5:36 am, #256250
*snickers*
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:02 am, #256244
No reflection on your poster though xnavygunner. It's just pick on mods day.
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:58 am, #256243
German for tagged and pic overused, or is it just all Latin to me?
maoworks2 - August 17, 2014, 10:17 am, #256227
Me Too .
GaryO - August 16, 2014, 2:53 pm, #256217
HAH! Ja, Herr Grünich ist rechts
Greeny - August 16, 2014, 2:05 pm, #256216
ya - der ist einen taggenspiel - das moderatinator gerschleepin


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A friend will go get you a beer from the fridge. A best friend will do everything they can to get the coldest one from the back.


TAGS: beer friend best dog fridge
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - May 11, 2013, 1:42 am, #245641
Don't ever expect him to bring ya a snack with that beer though teehee
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 5:56 pm, #245547
That's a good friend


JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic


TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

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jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am, #206023
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm, #203850
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm, #203761
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


GOOD LOOKING OUT -


TAGS: karma beer police
Rating: 4.84/5

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Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 11:52 am, #220154
*cough* Moti-Twist *cough* :)


99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL - You thought I'd share but I drank them all


TAGS: beer
Rating: 3.67/5

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Losifer - July 29, 2010, 11:04 am, #186916
Heck, if I was Gilligan and I just got back I'd be thrashed out to, LoL.


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - "Hold my beer for a second, and I will show you something fun!"




DRINKING BEER - Alone in the dark On your birthday At least today you're one year closer to death


TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.27/5

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OH, YOU HATE YOUR JOB? -


TAGS: work job beer hate
Rating: 3.62/5

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zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:18 am, #242558
I'll take the second from the right in the front please.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:36 am, #226960
Ya Join The Club, Cheers !


PERFECTION - It's not that hard to find.


TAGS: beer
Rating: 3.6/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 8:19 pm, #228263
hey dumphque, why do you never post ??
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 5:56 pm, #228247
A meal in a bottle!


LIFESAVER -




GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm, #217978
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm, #212140
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm, #212139
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm, #160814
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm, #160604
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm, #160596
Cheers!


FLOW CHARTS OF DISTINCTIONS -


TAGS: flow chart man women beer
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by ronsart

crankyhead - April 28, 2010, 5:21 pm, #173887
Brilliant... 5
Dude 4515 - December 1, 2009, 2:38 pm, #141420
I see only one fail...woddy's. epic post ron. 5L!
faulty switch - August 29, 2009, 3:14 am, #112978
i see no fail. fail denied. your impending argument is invalid.
Woody - July 1, 2009, 11:07 pm, #92194
One word..... FAIL!


THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product


TAGS: beer mmmm ipod drunk
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by randomosity

ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:04 am, #142688
Excellent point. I've told myself that for years.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:03 am, #142686
If you can't remember it, it doesn't count.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:59 am, #142685
Frat parties don't count. ;)
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:58 am, #142684
funnels?
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:55 am, #142683
Well, given that it is a plastic faucet, You are probably correct. Beer doesn't dispense well from plastic.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:52 am, #142681
And that machine is only pouring fizzy apple juice for all the Mac crowd anyway.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:47 am, #142678
No worries spacedog.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:46 am, #142677
I was responding to the previous comment ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:44 am, #142676
PTF outa me!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:43 am, #142675
Enough, ICEMAN... your opinion was not solicited.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am, #142674
Yo spacedog!!! Apples don't get "Error 404" - ever.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am, #142639
LOL... Safe Mode.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:10 am, #142635
Error 404: beer not found...
randomosity - December 5, 2009, 12:09 am, #142634
it did but it was installed with vista and blue screened
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #142605
Does the PC at the next table serve dark ale? I'm in need of a Guinness.


MY WIFE - She speaks of my drinking, but never considers my thirst.




GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of naked women to get to a bottle of Guinness.


TAGS: beer guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Unclebark

Iconoclast - February 5, 2011, 10:53 pm, #211721
I am a Guinness fan - when it is properly on draught. The bottled stuff is, IMHO, undrinkable.
Cloudchaser - February 3, 2011, 12:01 am, #211513
Maybe it's just me, but Guinness Draught tastes like it was brewed with pencil lead. And that "flavor rocket" they put in the bottles instead of the extra in the drink? That's just a marketing gimmick that does nothing more than to make the price go up.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 9:34 pm, #211502
I have a business card holder that my goddaughter's mom had engraved for me... "He'd step over ten n**** women to get to a pint of Guinness" - sadly, it's true. I believe that's the correct quote. And I'm not even irish! I just love the stuff.
Unclebark - February 2, 2011, 8:33 pm, #211498
"willing bodies..." maybe?? Still, I kinda like your serial killer angle.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 8:24 pm, #211495
saying "the bodies of n**** women" sounds more like a serial killer than a Guinness lover. But it's nice to be both. You can come back to the... bodies... after tossing back a few six-packs.


PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -




I AM IRON MAN - and I'm an alcoholic. "Hi, Iron Man!"


TAGS: ironman iron man iron man beer
Rating: 3.93/5

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rerun - July 31, 2010, 11:07 pm, #187282

like it


PERFECTION - It's actually not that hard to find.


TAGS: beer
Rating: 2.9/5

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Iconoclast - October 20, 2011, 4:28 pm, #225218
True, but then the beer should be much darker, as in Guinness.


MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two


TAGS: mother of the year beer
Rating: 4.83/5

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shmoe13 - February 18, 2011, 6:33 am, #212644
oh camon just cuz shes pregnant and holding beer doesnt mean shes buying it for herself not every pregnant woman in the world is irresponsible
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:31 am, #198255
It won't warm you up but you won't give a crap after enough...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:29 am, #198254
Antifreeze.
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:25 am, #198253
it's all union made, the glorious union of barley, hops, and water, and some other stuff, that helps but I forget what it is
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am, #198251
Even though it's nasty gack, at least it is union made...
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am, #198250
she can go frugal on the beer, long as she brings a pack of smokes back too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:19 am, #198249
Not when it comes to beer!!!....I do hope she's buying irregular diapers and expired formula though,
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:18 am, #198248
true, true, gotta like a frugal woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:16 am, #198247
He wouldn't...But a woman might buy it for him if she had a coupon or something (she probably thinks she's safe because she's prego)
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:13 am, #198245
it's gotta be baby formula, a real man wouldn't drink that, so back to the kitchen with ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:08 am, #198243
She's probably just picking it up for her husband...she really shouldn't have left the kitchen, but it was for a good cause.
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:04 am, #198242
It's cheaper than formula too.
culos - October 14, 2010, 9:42 am, #198241
Might just turn out to be a beer gut and moobs! 5-pack for you


MAY 4TH -


TAGS: may darth vader guinnis beer
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 4, 2011, 4:03 pm, #218058
Thanks Cranky. I am humbled.
crankyhead - May 4, 2011, 3:46 pm, #218057
Cheer5 to you too Champ =)
champ99 - May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm, #218054
Thanks CB, coming from you that is high praise.
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 3:26 pm, #218053
Brilliant!


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: beer and more beer
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - April 4, 2011, 7:08 pm, #215762

You should read Tarot, this is also my past & present


OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - Yep, you've been drinking too much.


TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.5/5

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YOU FORGOT ONE THING - we're not that drunk!




BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity


TAGS: beer bags pancakes
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am, #20676
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am, #20659
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.


NOT GUINESS THOUGH -


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am, #235677
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am, #235676
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm, #235656
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm, #235647
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm, #235645
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm, #235635
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!


LIFE - Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and beer.


TAGS: alcohol drunk wtf beer
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by current resident

agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:53 am, #140857
Spot-on, Produce!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:48 am, #140856
I'll be right there, darling. Just pouring one out for my homies...
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:44 am, #140853
Nice one! I love that pic, and I'm very envious!
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:53 pm, #140768
Nice job resident.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 3:42 pm, #140724
Nah, he also left out PU$SY. And I'm sure the ladies of Motifake would agree with me on this, since most of them are members of M.A.L.T.
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2009, 3:33 pm, #140722
well, at least freedom and beer. I can drink on a cloudy day. 5 pilsners!!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:27 pm, #140721
What a picture. Well captioned.


MOUNTAIN DEW FLOAT - Like a Root Beer Float... Just with a little more KICK!




BEER - The leading cause of half-elves since the Second Age.


TAGS: beer renaissance faire festival elf elves
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by The DethElf

Auda - November 12, 2008, 3:07 am, #35671
Went to Comicon, couldn't remember what happened, I had to rebuild the story from headlines, the witnesses and the arresting officer(s).
Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 2:11 am, #8635
Hmm... Play Your Cards right, and "Fantasy" won't stop at the Fair...
Eric - April 24, 2008, 8:36 am, #2254
bah, links langharig tuig


RESPONSIBLE DRINKING - not.




BEER GOGGLES - don't work in reverse


TAGS: beer goggles
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 12:34 pm, #240345
Beer Good !


COUPLE-A-BEERS - at the old saloon


TAGS: dog beer equivalence
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - September 30, 2012, 9:48 pm, #239586
Crap, how’d I miss this one…love it. 5 beers (case and a half, Woof)
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 8:09 am, #239532
I Can Really Use A Doggy Beer This Morning .


AUSTRALIANA - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just jealous that they can't keep up"


TAGS: australia drink world beer win
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by caveman

Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 9:28 pm, #224274

lolz...tell it to a canadian m8


OPTIMISM OR PESSIMISM? - Its doesn't matter, because it will be empty soon enough.


TAGS: beer optimist pessimist empty lol
Rating: 4.32/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 11:31 am, #195344
:D thx guys ^^
Reality Lord - September 23, 2010, 6:41 pm, #195179

well done dude!
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:34 pm, #195149
d*** right. my guinness already is. 5 cheers


BEER FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY - I've always thought it was true. Now I know it is!




BEER - What more needs to be said?


TAGS: beer
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by sureok

robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:36 am, #236979
fellatio..sorry too many B's
Reality Lord - June 24, 2012, 7:50 am, #236567

...bacon...***bs...? just sayin


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER -




BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember


TAGS: jesus tree x mas beer hangover drunk
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by randomosity

randomosity - December 4, 2009, 7:38 pm, #142526
thank you sir
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:18 pm, #142525
Geez by the end of the Holidays, we could have 1 in every room around here...5 Xmas trees for you


BEER - Breakfast of champions!


TAGS: beer
Rating: 2.96/5

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ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?




BEER PONG - $50 says you still miss


TAGS: beer pong
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Brian

LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 9:13 pm, #56994
I spy the infamous "red party cups"...we CAN'T miss!


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