Beer Demotivational Poster
FINALLY FRIDAY -
BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German
BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.
GERMAN GIRLS -
HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue
DRINKING BUDDIES - Even evil likes to go grab some cold ones.
MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.
BACON BEER MUG - Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy
The pot of gold -
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - 1. Move Beer 2. Break Glass
ARCHITECTS - The college years
ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.
DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -
Bukowski's Cat -
GUINNESS LIKE CHAMPAGNE ONLY IRISH -
GOLF - You're doing it right!
OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem
DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -
REDNECK DAYCARE -
BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day
OUT SICK -
THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.
NEW ROMANTIC HOLIDAY (JUST FOR MEN) -
BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.
SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.
CHOKING - When someone hugs your neck very tightly.
WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.
IN KEG WE TRUST -
WATER IS BAD -
CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.
NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee
BEER - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
BEER TANK - The best way to say Happy Memorial Day!
BEER - Taste the rainbow.
SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places
WHEN TRAVELING -
BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!
21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.
YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
GOOD NEWS, LADIES - Summer is almost here.
JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic
THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO LIFES PROBLEMS -
BEER - it makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer
COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees
TRADGEDY - ... in it's true form
DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...
A Beer In Hand -
MEMORIES - No matter the impact you have had on someone's life, they will always remember the stupid stuff you did.
IN THE 1940'S - Folks knew what was important.
BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet
COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.
My face when Oktoberfest beers arrive. -
REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!
MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A friend will go get you a beer from the fridge. A best friend will do everything they can to get the coldest one from the back.
GOOD LOOKING OUT -
99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL - You thought I'd share but I drank them all
FAMOUS LAST WORDS - "Hold my beer for a second, and I will show you something fun!"
GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of naked women to get to a bottle of Guinness.
DRINKING BEER - Alone in the dark On your birthday At least today you're one year closer to death
OH, YOU HATE YOUR JOB? -
PERFECTION - It's not that hard to find.
GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -
FLOW CHARTS OF DISTINCTIONS -
THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product
MY WIFE - She speaks of my drinking, but never considers my thirst.
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -
I AM IRON MAN - and I'm an alcoholic. "Hi, Iron Man!"
PERFECTION - It's actually not that hard to find.
MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two
MAY 4TH -
THE FUTURE -
OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - Yep, you've been drinking too much.
YOU FORGOT ONE THING - we're not that drunk!
BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity
NOT GUINESS THOUGH -
LIFE - Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and beer.
MOUNTAIN DEW FLOAT - Like a Root Beer Float... Just with a little more KICK!
BEER - The leading cause of half-elves since the Second Age.
RESPONSIBLE DRINKING - not.
BEER GOGGLES - don't work in reverse
COUPLE-A-BEERS - at the old saloon
AUSTRALIANA - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just jealous that they can't keep up"
OPTIMISM OR PESSIMISM? - Its doesn't matter, because it will be empty soon enough.
PERFECT GIFT FOR HOMER - Who wants a cold one?
BEER FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY - I've always thought it was true. Now I know it is!
BEER - What more needs to be said?
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER -
BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember
BEER - Breakfast of champions!
ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?
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