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Beer Demotivational Poster


TAGS: budwiesser beer friday
Rating: 2.97/5

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666 - April 6, 2009, 6:22 am
WTF ?!?! Budweiser ? Bloody p**** septic tank beer


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's

BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German

TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.41/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!

BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


TAGS: women men ***y beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!

HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue

TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

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thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.

DRINKING BUDDIES - Even evil likes to go grab some cold ones.

TAGS: darth vader boba fett beer
Rating: 4/5

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440wakeup - June 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
Back in 80's I had an empire strikes back poster that had all the characters on it. I'd trace boba fett every day after school

MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.

BACON BEER MUG - Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy

The pot of gold -

TAGS: beer rainbow
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm
maoworks2 - May 1, 2013, 9:39 am
That's The Best I've Seen This Morning, Cheers 5 Cold L And Happy Hump Day.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:24 am
Beer - taste the rainbow! (#160133) 5(drunken)Ls

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - 1. Move Beer 2. Break Glass

TAGS: table beer emergency
Rating: 4.72/5

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Nissta - August 27, 2012, 5:39 pm
NO drink the Beer and break the glass with the empty bottle

ARCHITECTS - The college years

TAGS: drunk beer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sulagar - September 3, 2011, 12:24 pm
Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 11:19 am
You should post to While I was Drunk as well

ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.

TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.

DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind

TAGS: drun k cat beer
Rating: 3.13/5

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LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
*had*...*aboot* even...
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Looks like he's ahd a few already...and what abot in the morning? More of the "hair of the dog that bit him?"


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am
yes, That IS spellchecked

Bukowski's Cat -

TAGS: loner cat people beer bukowski
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yup, one of my favorite authors
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm

I love Bukowski. 5Ls


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


TAGS: beer bacon
Rating: 4.62/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:40 am
Who said he stopped? He never said they were *his* hands... Plus, he's a dog. He doesn't have hands.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:48 am
relax now, you can resume master baiting :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:32 am
I await, hands clasped, on the table.........
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:30 am
gary I will send you some pics in PM and you see if you can wrap your mind around a good poster OK ? :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:27 am
Well now, that is a new low for me… Thought beer in a bacon stein would take… Bite/sip at the same time.. Wonna those ‘seemed good at the time’ things. I think I need to do better self moderating
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:02 am
gary this picture is really disgusting, and look, it takes a lot to gr*ss me out :)
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:03 am
Cheese & Ale soup? Yum.


TAGS: guinness irish beer champagne
Rating: 4.44/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
As I sit in Dublin and tip my hat to the Irish.... like gold flowin' from angel's fingers....

GOLF - You're doing it right!

TAGS: kid rock golf beer
Rating: 2/5

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Sean - August 24, 2009, 12:38 am
5 bucks says dufus there slices the Bud off into the trees.
MO - May 24, 2009, 1:58 am
Here's a little something for you service men. pam anderson was supposed to perform for a USO event and "called in sick". She was seen that night out partying with kid and david spade. Real classy. Not to sure I'm a big fan anymore.
Johnny - October 14, 2008, 12:04 am
Hells ya that's him. Red neck motha f***a... gotta love it.
jj - September 26, 2008, 6:30 pm
sure is
Erik the Viking - September 26, 2008, 6:26 pm
Isn't that Kid Rock?

OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.

TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.

SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT - Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours? No problem

TAGS: smokey bandit beer
Rating: 3.9/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:51 am
C'mon, it's beer in Texarcana. Leave it sit too long and it might "walk away" on you... 28 hours was a necessity, not a challenge.
hootizz - November 18, 2010, 4:01 am
Eats Bound & Down..!! would have to be only THE best movie ever.., also have you checked out YT, there is a guy that has replicated Snowman's KW & trailer, it is freakin awesome... 5 Coors for you...
FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:39 pm
*tears up* I'm..i'm sorry this is just such a special moment...*bows humbly before the Motifake Gods*


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm
a very old joke


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day


THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.

TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am
Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am
Now We're Talking, Cheers.


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.

BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.

SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.

TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

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djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am
Love it ...

CHOKING - When someone hugs your neck very tightly.

WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.

TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.75/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


TAGS: keg drink beer cult
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - February 29, 2012, 3:54 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 1:53 pm
I Think I'm There.


TAGS: franklin quotation beer drinking humor
Rating: 4.44/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 6:02 pm
It was a great idea, especially 81 proof Wild Turkey!

CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.

TAGS: canada beer
Rating: 3.89/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 5:02 pm
I don't watch much TV. movies and hockey is all I watch
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:10 pm
Random I am saving it until I have time to watch it all at once. No spoilers please.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:09 pm
Angus should consider Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, The Tragically Hip, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, The Baren**** Ladies, Rick Mercer, Pam Anderson, Dozens of NHL players, and poutine fries.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 4:06 pm
Which already ended, and was awesome.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:01 pm
You must be kidding CANADA! Kids in the hall is the most classic Canadian Comedy show of all time! Mark Mckinney from SNL was one of them as well as Dave Foley from Celebrity Poker. They have a new show out this year called "Death comes to town".
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:28 pm
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:27 pm
never even hear of it
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
You've never seen Kids in The Hall?
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Kids in the hall?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 2:58 pm
Yep. Then again we also created Kids in The Hall.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 2:56 pm
Justin Bieber is Canadian? that sucks
Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:32 am
Grace Park makes up for those failures...%/5 Cubby likes this

NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee

TAGS: norm cheers beer one liners
Rating: 3.78/5

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tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:30 am
You suck. Please die.
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2009, 7:58 am
still lol'ing myself

BEER - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

TAGS: beer god loves us
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 6:28 pm
Well, any thought that involves Beer is a happy one for me. except for that one night...ugghh, I don't want to think about that night.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:13 pm
I'd prefer the brunette, but I'd probably settle for any of them tonight.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
A very happy thought. A good quote to make when next you're in a pub.


BEER TANK - The best way to say Happy Memorial Day!

TAGS: beer tank memorial day
Rating: 4.62/5

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Jeder - May 31, 2011, 10:15 am
We have the ship model in our wal-mart, it has been dubbed "The USS Brewski, fightign the war againist Thirst and Sobrietity"

BEER - Taste the rainbow.

SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places


BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!

TAGS: tsingtao beer pong
Rating: 2.87/5

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Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:43 am
Iced tea? Game over. LOL!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:41 am
d***, Australia to? Google it. They make iced tea, and other juice type drinks. Under their caps they print trivia questions. Hence the game in the forum. Their website has all the facts ect.....It's good stuff BTW...
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
I have no idea what a Snapple is, but it sounds refreshing...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
Don't do it AK!!! Grab a Snapple instead!! Or do you not have it under there??
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:26 am
You know what? Those bags are making me REALLY thirsty...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:19 am
Beer hammers work just as well when you turn them around and lay down "the claw!!"
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:17 am
So I, ummm....Double bagged it eh?
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 8:54 am
Dammit, my beer hammer cannot smash bags. d*** you, MO! d*** YOU!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 8:49 am
pic has been used before MO.....not your fault, You got my 5.
MO - August 30, 2009, 8:47 am
Not one comment, just a resounding 2. nothing. Definitely thought this would do a whole hell of a lot better.


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm

21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

TAGS: taliban beer heroin morals
Rating: 2.73/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
YESS !!! hahaa

GOOD NEWS, LADIES - Summer is almost here.

JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic

TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

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jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


TAGS: beer bogart
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - October 27, 2011, 6:32 pm
I just run out and it's only 6:30 bummer

BEER - it makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer

TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.85/5

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Cloudchaser - June 21, 2011, 1:58 am
Especially if its from a local microbrewery. Can't get any fresher than that!

COLLEGE - Has the best Christmas Trees

TRADGEDY - ... in it's true form

TAGS: tradgedy beer
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTF - February 25, 2009, 1:16 pm
agdaniele - February 21, 2009, 3:04 pm
God strikes again!!!
AdAm - September 27, 2008, 3:21 pm
to where? or to what?
BoB - August 4, 2008, 12:48 pm
wow, grammar nazis troll the comment board to...
V - July 16, 2008, 12:55 am
Spelling??? Tragedy -- oh, and you should use "its" (the possessive form), not "it's". Idiot.

DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...

TAGS: drink beer sober children somalia
Rating: 4.67/5

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Budog - August 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Grandpa never was known to be very sensitive nor politically correct...
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:39 am

A Beer In Hand -

TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm
hehehe... good one

MEMORIES - No matter the impact you have had on someone's life, they will always remember the stupid stuff you did.

TAGS: memory worst beer
Rating: 4.47/5

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be2bubba - October 22, 2011, 10:15 pm
Really I thought an over the top comment about bottle structure would be seen as sarcastic. I really must work on that. Perhaps CAPS LOCK...
Sean - October 20, 2011, 10:08 pm
UlyssesArt: "The Emporer is hung like a hamster."
UlyssesArt - October 20, 2011, 12:38 am
For a Satire site, you guys sure have a **** sense of humour.
rerun - October 17, 2011, 11:33 pm

It really doesn't matter if it is beer or wine, the message is the same. Further more, this is a satire site nd this is a decent moti.
UlyssesArt - October 17, 2011, 10:37 pm
To retort, your accurate description of the bottle is truncated by the poor aspect ratio of the ph**ograph. However, I have seen wine this p1ss yellow, t'was a Margaret's River Yellow blend. That being said, that Is a wine bottle.
be2bubba - October 17, 2011, 8:46 pm
To retort, it is a beer bottle. If you will notice the ring top followed by a broad neck. The ring is the cap ring. A wine bottle has a straight throat until you reach the stress band. And frankly I have never seen a wine that p1ss yellow before.
UlyssesArt - October 16, 2011, 9:11 pm
Would be funny if that was a beer bottle and not a wine bottle.


TAGS: mmmm guinness mmmm beer mmmm
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 12:26 am
And this centerfold has no s***les!!! All hail Bunny! Great motifake!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 12:19 am
Agdaniele hath found his perfect "Missus" ... her gazongas be made o' guinnes. And the rest of 'er tooooo!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:56 pm
Wow. I blew that one. YES! YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Sean - July 8, 2009, 11:41 pm
If they're made of guinness, their days/hours/minutes are numbered.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 11:05 pm
What? Why would I ever want them off?!?!?
Sean - July 8, 2009, 10:32 pm
AGDANIELE Give him half an excuse, and he'll drink yer t*** off!
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:16 pm
W'sup? Hey... how ya doin'? Thirsty?

IN THE 1940'S - Folks knew what was important.

TAGS: beer food drugs
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 10:48 am
I Think They Got It Just Right !

BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet

COLLEGE - Where you go to learn the names of beers you didn't know existed.

My face when Oktoberfest beers arrive. -

TAGS: beer oktoberfest
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - August 18, 2014, 5:36 am
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:02 am
No reflection on your poster though xnavygunner. It's just pick on mods day.
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:58 am
German for tagged and pic overused, or is it just all Latin to me?
maoworks2 - August 17, 2014, 10:17 am
Me Too .
GaryO - August 16, 2014, 2:53 pm
HAH! Ja, Herr Grünich ist rechts
Greeny - August 16, 2014, 2:05 pm
ya - der ist einen taggenspiel - das moderatinator gerschleepin

REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A friend will go get you a beer from the fridge. A best friend will do everything they can to get the coldest one from the back.

TAGS: beer friend best dog fridge
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - May 11, 2013, 1:42 am
Don't ever expect him to bring ya a snack with that beer though teehee
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 5:56 pm
That's a good friend


TAGS: karma beer police
Rating: 4.84/5

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Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 11:52 am
*cough* Moti-Twist *cough* :)

99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL - You thought I'd share but I drank them all

TAGS: beer
Rating: 3.67/5

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Losifer - July 29, 2010, 11:04 am
Heck, if I was Gilligan and I just got back I'd be thrashed out to, LoL.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS - "Hold my beer for a second, and I will show you something fun!"

GUINNESS - An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of naked women to get to a bottle of Guinness.

TAGS: beer guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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Iconoclast - February 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
I am a Guinness fan - when it is properly on draught. The bottled stuff is, IMHO, undrinkable.
Cloudchaser - February 3, 2011, 12:01 am
Maybe it's just me, but Guinness Draught tastes like it was brewed with pencil lead. And that "flavor rocket" they put in the bottles instead of the extra in the drink? That's just a marketing gimmick that does nothing more than to make the price go up.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 9:34 pm
I have a business card holder that my goddaughter's mom had engraved for me... "He'd step over ten n**** women to get to a pint of Guinness" - sadly, it's true. I believe that's the correct quote. And I'm not even irish! I just love the stuff.
Unclebark - February 2, 2011, 8:33 pm
"willing bodies..." maybe?? Still, I kinda like your serial killer angle.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 8:24 pm
saying "the bodies of n**** women" sounds more like a serial killer than a Guinness lover. But it's nice to be both. You can come back to the... bodies... after tossing back a few six-packs.

DRINKING BEER - Alone in the dark On your birthday At least today you're one year closer to death

TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.3/5

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TAGS: work job beer hate
Rating: 3.62/5

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zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:18 am
I'll take the second from the right in the front please.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:36 am
Ya Join The Club, Cheers !

PERFECTION - It's not that hard to find.

TAGS: beer
Rating: 3.6/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 8:19 pm
hey dumphque, why do you never post ??
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 5:56 pm
A meal in a bottle!



TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm


TAGS: flow chart man women beer
Rating: 3.73/5

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crankyhead - April 28, 2010, 5:21 pm
Brilliant... 5
Dude 4515 - December 1, 2009, 2:38 pm
I see only one fail...woddy's. epic post ron. 5L!
faulty switch - August 29, 2009, 3:14 am
i see no fail. fail denied. your impending argument is invalid.
Woody - July 1, 2009, 11:07 pm
One word..... FAIL!

THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product

TAGS: beer mmmm ipod drunk
Rating: 3.27/5

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ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:04 am
Excellent point. I've told myself that for years.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:03 am
If you can't remember it, it doesn't count.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:59 am
Frat parties don't count. ;)
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:58 am
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Well, given that it is a plastic faucet, You are probably correct. Beer doesn't dispense well from plastic.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:52 am
And that machine is only pouring fizzy apple juice for all the Mac crowd anyway.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:47 am
No worries spacedog.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I was responding to the previous comment ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:44 am
PTF outa me!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Enough, ICEMAN... your opinion was not solicited.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am
Yo spacedog!!! Apples don't get "Error 404" - ever.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am
LOL... Safe Mode.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Error 404: beer not found...
randomosity - December 5, 2009, 12:09 am
it did but it was installed with vista and blue screened
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Does the PC at the next table serve dark ale? I'm in need of a Guinness.

MY WIFE - She speaks of my drinking, but never considers my thirst.


I AM IRON MAN - and I'm an alcoholic. "Hi, Iron Man!"

TAGS: ironman iron man iron man beer
Rating: 3.83/5

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rerun - July 31, 2010, 11:07 pm

like it

PERFECTION - It's actually not that hard to find.

TAGS: beer
Rating: 2.9/5

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Iconoclast - October 20, 2011, 4:28 pm
True, but then the beer should be much darker, as in Guinness.

MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two

TAGS: mother of the year beer
Rating: 4.83/5

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shmoe13 - February 18, 2011, 6:33 am
oh camon just cuz shes pregnant and holding beer doesnt mean shes buying it for herself not every pregnant woman in the world is irresponsible
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:31 am
It won't warm you up but you won't give a crap after enough...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:29 am
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:25 am
it's all union made, the glorious union of barley, hops, and water, and some other stuff, that helps but I forget what it is
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
Even though it's nasty gack, at least it is union made...
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
she can go frugal on the beer, long as she brings a pack of smokes back too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:19 am
Not when it comes to beer!!!....I do hope she's buying irregular diapers and expired formula though,
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:18 am
true, true, gotta like a frugal woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:16 am
He wouldn't...But a woman might buy it for him if she had a coupon or something (she probably thinks she's safe because she's prego)
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:13 am
it's gotta be baby formula, a real man wouldn't drink that, so back to the kitchen with ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:08 am
She's probably just picking it up for her husband...she really shouldn't have left the kitchen, but it was for a good cause.
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:04 am
It's cheaper than formula too.
culos - October 14, 2010, 9:42 am
Might just turn out to be a beer gut and moobs! 5-pack for you


TAGS: may darth vader guinnis beer
Rating: 4.76/5

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champ99 - May 4, 2011, 4:03 pm
Thanks Cranky. I am humbled.
crankyhead - May 4, 2011, 3:46 pm
Cheer5 to you too Champ =)
champ99 - May 4, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks CB, coming from you that is high praise.
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 3:26 pm


TAGS: beer and more beer
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - April 4, 2011, 7:08 pm

You should read Tarot, this is also my past & present

OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - Yep, you've been drinking too much.

TAGS: beer
Rating: 4.5/5

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YOU FORGOT ONE THING - we're not that drunk!

BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity

TAGS: beer bags pancakes
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!

LIFE - Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and beer.

TAGS: alcohol drunk wtf beer
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:53 am
Spot-on, Produce!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:48 am
I'll be right there, darling. Just pouring one out for my homies...
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:44 am
Nice one! I love that pic, and I'm very envious!
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:53 pm
Nice job resident.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 3:42 pm
Nah, he also left out PU$SY. And I'm sure the ladies of Motifake would agree with me on this, since most of them are members of M.A.L.T.
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2009, 3:33 pm
well, at least freedom and beer. I can drink on a cloudy day. 5 pilsners!!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
What a picture. Well captioned.

MOUNTAIN DEW FLOAT - Like a Root Beer Float... Just with a little more KICK!

BEER - The leading cause of half-elves since the Second Age.

TAGS: beer renaissance faire festival elf elves
Rating: 2.62/5

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Auda - November 12, 2008, 3:07 am
Went to Comicon, couldn't remember what happened, I had to rebuild the story from headlines, the witnesses and the arresting officer(s).
Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 2:11 am
Hmm... Play Your Cards right, and "Fantasy" won't stop at the Fair...
Eric - April 24, 2008, 8:36 am
bah, links langharig tuig


BEER GOGGLES - don't work in reverse

TAGS: beer goggles
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 12:34 pm
Beer Good !

COUPLE-A-BEERS - at the old saloon

TAGS: dog beer equivalence
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - September 30, 2012, 9:48 pm
Crap, how’d I miss this one…love it. 5 beers (case and a half, Woof)
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 8:09 am
I Can Really Use A Doggy Beer This Morning .

AUSTRALIANA - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just jealous that they can't keep up"

TAGS: australia drink world beer win
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 9:28 pm

lolz...tell it to a canadian m8

OPTIMISM OR PESSIMISM? - Its doesn't matter, because it will be empty soon enough.

TAGS: beer optimist pessimist empty lol
Rating: 4.32/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 11:31 am
:D thx guys ^^
Reality Lord - September 23, 2010, 6:41 pm

well done dude!
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:34 pm
d*** right. my guinness already is. 5 cheers

PERFECT GIFT FOR HOMER - Who wants a cold one?

TAGS: beer homer gift simpson
Rating: 4.11/5

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jejeloman - November 18, 2011, 10:09 pm
lol that would be nice too XD !!!
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 12:25 pm
Do they make bacon suspenders too?

BEER FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY - I've always thought it was true. Now I know it is!

BEER - What more needs to be said?

TAGS: beer
Rating: 4/5

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robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:36 am
fellatio..sorry too many B's
Reality Lord - June 24, 2012, 7:50 am

...bacon...***bs...? just sayin


BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember

TAGS: jesus tree x mas beer hangover drunk
Rating: 3.5/5

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randomosity - December 4, 2009, 7:38 pm
thank you sir
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:18 pm
Geez by the end of the Holidays, we could have 1 in every room around here...5 Xmas trees for you

BEER - Breakfast of champions!

TAGS: beer
Rating: 2.96/5

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ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?